Funny Diwali SMS, Greetings, Quotes In Hindi
In this post I am going to share happy diwali jokes, diwali jokes in hindi, diwali funny sms, diwali funny quotes, diwali txt msgs which you can use to send to your family members, friends and colleagues on this Diwali 2014. Sending Funny Greetings, Jokes, Wishes, Messages, Images on Diwali 2014 will make them happy and feel special.
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Maa…chis hai :P
Wish You a Very Happy Diwali
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place :P
Happy Deepavali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Frinds
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali :)
So these were some best kind of Funny Happy Diwali SMS, Wishes, Greetings, Quotes and Messages which can be sent on this Happy Diwali 2014. You can also use these Free Funny Diwali SMS, Greetings, Quotes For Facebook and WhatsApp. Hope you have liked them.
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Happy Diwali 2014
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Funny Diwali SMS, Greetings, Quotes In Hindi
1) Funny Diwali Sms in Hindi
Amitabh bachchan – Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Shashi kapoor – Mere paas MaaaaShurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Maa…chis hai :P
Wish You a Very Happy Diwali
2) Funny Diwali Sms in English Messages
Santa: How does a married mancelebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place :P
Happy Deepavali
3) Happy Diwali Jokes in Hindi for Friends
Wish u Happy DiwaliI know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Frinds
4) Funny Diwali Quotes in English Msg
Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.
5) Funny Diwali Status for Whatsapp & Facebook
I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!
6) Funny Diwali Jokes in English | Funny Diwali Wishes
With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali :)
7) Happy Diwali Funny Sms in Hindi Messages
Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali to All :)
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali to All :)
So these were some best kind of Funny Happy Diwali SMS, Wishes, Greetings, Quotes and Messages which can be sent on this Happy Diwali 2014. You can also use these Free Funny Diwali SMS, Greetings, Quotes For Facebook and WhatsApp. Hope you have liked them.
Please leave a comment below to show you support.
Also share this article with your friends, and let them know about it.
Happy Diwali 2014
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